Top ten lies of the end of the school year

GOODNESS!!!
It has been so long since I have written on here! Life has yet again changed, and things have swiftly become different. Influences and friends I have had in my life are no longer there (Some for the better, some for the worse) and I have made new friends and gained more righteous influences in my life.
Okay, just so my wonderful readers do not think that I have forgotten about them...Here are the top ten lies told by people at the end of the school year!
1) We'll hang out over the summer.
This one is the biggest lie because very few people follow through with this 'promise'.
2) We'll probably have classes together next year.
There are thousands of students in your high school, and only eight classes in you schedule. It is not logical to believe that you will, in fact, have classes together again. A class at the very most is possible.
3) I am going to miss you over the summer!
Unless they are one of your closest friends, it is unlikely that they will miss you. People are selfish, it's in our nature, so it is more likely that they will get involved in their own lives and forget all about you until the fall comes around.
4) You'll remember the things I taught you this year.
This is usually said by teachers. It is almost ALWAYS wrong. Why the crap would I remember how to split genes and find the DNA strand's sub-particles. We barely know this crap in class, why would it stay in our brains after like, four months of no school?
5) Our relationship is special, it will last the summer. 
Summer is a relationship murderer. Months of barely seeing your "baby" make it hard to stay together. Your relationship is not special, it's a freaking high school relationship. If it does last the summer, then it most definitely is, but it is highly unlikely.
6) I'm going to get tan this summer.
If you are not already starting to tan from the springtime sun, it is unlikely that you will tan from the summer sun. If you're a total whitie, accept it and move on darling.
7) I won't change too much this summer.
This is possibly the biggest and most uncontrollable lie ever. People change. Experiences that we have had influence out personalities and reactions to situations. There are a lot of new experiences and situations that go on during the summer that change us. Accept it. It's a good thing.
8) I'm going to be busy this entire summer.
You may think your life is hectic, but  it probably isn't. As teenagers we tend to over exaggerate things. You might be busy a lot, but there is no way that you won't have at least some free time. You're not a machine, you're a freaking human being. Enjoy life you idiot.
9) I'm going to get in shape this summer.
If you're not already starting to get in shape, and working towards it, it is unlikely that you will do so in the months you have off of school. Be realistic, you're going to spend some of your time being a couch potato like the rest of us. Not always burning fat and eating celery.
10) I am excited for next year. 
This may be absolutely true for the kids who love school and do math for fun, but for the vast majority of us, we will spend the last week of summer grumbling about having to go back to school. So shuttup you wannabe.