What I have learned about guys

So I have noticed recently that I have learned and know a lot about guys. Through both observation and advice from my dad and close guy friends. Well be female, I also know that girls are so complicated we make guys complicated. To help out my fellow females I shall teach you a few things I have learned.

• First, with any guy what he says, or looks like is what is really going on. Take the male at face value.  They don't over think or stress the little stuff like girls do. No, sorry but that guy is not trying to figure out the meaning of your hug, he took it as it happened and might have found it cool. That is it.
• Second, they only want to get in your pants. During the teen years and for most of thier lives that is all they want. Sex. So don't think that having sex with a guy will make him love you; to him it is just sex, although we know us females take it as a sign as their love it is not really like that.
• Third, Guys are simple. Feed them, do them, make them happy. So unlike the female they don't over think and over analyze things. I have already said this I know, but this is one of the most important rules of understanding the guys' mind.
• Fourth, they do not multitask. Think of a guys mind as a huge warehouse full of boxes. Well ladies, we can have three to seven maybe ten of those boxes open at once, guys can have one. They do not multitask. They focus on one thing. So when he is watching the football game, he is thinking football. Nothing else but football. Then when he is talking to you, he is thinking of the conversation at hand, he is not thinking you are hinting at stuff or that your topic means anything more than just a conversation unless you openly say it. So don't expect a guy to be thinking about you every second of every day, it is okay to let them open a different 'box' once in a while.
• Fifth, guys are not good at taking a hint. Unless you openly come out and say what you mean they are not going to get the concept of your hints. So be bold. They like bold girls for a reason. They just don't seem to get that you like them unless you make it known. Sorry shy ladies I know this is not good news.
• Sixth, if you put a guy in the 'friend zone' he expects to stay there. So when you start to like a guy friend of yours you have to tell them or they won't get that you like them, they will still veiw you as a friend. (That ties into the whole, they don't take hints thing)

So I hope I have helped. If you know anything more about the mind of a guy (ESPECIALLY  if you are a guy) please comment and further out knowledge. Love y'all. Now go be bold and tell him that you like him!!!