340-A Brazilian designer has introduced a line of lingerie with GPS chips in them.
um...Why? Was he afraid of pantie raids? Or like kinky death sex or something? I honestly don't understand why we would have need for such a thing...People spend money on such things?
337-Worldwide, hospitals give mothers the wrong baby twelve times a day.
What percentage of kids are given to the wrong parents each year then? Scary. Ha ha ha: "Ever feel like you don't belong? Maybe you don't!! Come on down to Jhon's DNA testing to make sure your patents have the right kid!" That guy would make a lot of money off of really stupid people. No matter if they share your blood, you were given to your parents and they raised you, so yes, they're still your parents.
338-Pilgrams ate popcorn at the first Thanksgiving dinner.
Does not surprise me. The Native Americans were the ones who came up with the stuff, so of corse they taught it to the Pilgrims. JEEZE people!!
339-If a male million air is married, his wife’s profession, statistically, would be a teacher.
This makes me want to be a teacher...I'll be one in a million! Lol, jk. I couldn't put up with people's kids for that long...
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